Thursday, October 12, 2017

Absurd First Date Stories, Part 1

I personally have never had any crazy first date stories. I've had some funny things happen but nothing really like OMG I can't believe that just happened stories. I know there are a lot of first date horror stories out there and I love hearing them! When you go out on a first date with anyone, whether it's someone you met online, a blind date that a friend set up for you, or with a person you met in a bar, you probably don't really know that person and anything can happen on a first date. I've asked my followers for some crazy first date stories and received quite a few responses! I'm going to share them here on the blog every once in awhile for something different. I got a lot of responses and have picked out some favorites. Here we go:

I met this girl online and we started talking and we hit it off pretty good. She was exactly the girl in all her photos online. So I was thinking "this is too good to be true" well we finally caught time free to go out to eat one night (our first time meeting face to face). Well, things are still going great. As we are eating she says, "I wore a skirt for easy access, I'm gonna fuck you tonight" we end up having sex in my truck and at my place. When we woke up we did it again.
After I dropped her off it's like I no longer existed. She blocked me on everything and when I finally saw her again she acted like she didn't know who I was. Turns out, she has done this to a few of my friends as well.

So women really do use men just for sex? Why do men get such a bad reputation for doing this when women do it, too?? He's not the first man that has been used just for sex!

The guy told me we were going to go out for dinner and not to eat anything. I said okay. I met him at the little village where we were going to eat, have wine, and freshly made chocolate (it's a really nice French place near Dallas). Instead of going into the place, he says let's go across the street for a minute to the Chocolate Shoppe and he went in and proceeded to get a free sample and asked me if I wanted a free sample. I said yes. Then he said okay let's go... I was mortified cuz I was getting ready to buy some chocolate but he was already out the door. He went to the bakery next door and asked for a free sample of bread and you guessed it, walked out the door with the free sample! Went across the street to the French restaurant finally. We go sit down inside and he tells the guy he would like to sample some wines before he picks a glass and that we wouldn't be eating as he just wanted the free bread while he samples wine! By this time I was disgusted and getting ready to leave, and as I was getting ready to get up and leave he leans over towards me and looks right at my face and asked me: when was the last time somebody licked your pussy? I yelled at him, told the waiter to bring me my check for what I had ordered because I wasn't doing free samples, and I left. And he had the audacity to wonder why I left! And guess what? This was my banker! He's the manager of the bank that I used to go to! Freaking pisses me off and women wonder why we can't find a man! Guys like this. That's why.

We stopped at his sisters house to feed her cats while she was away so I start thinning through a magazine to look up to see him standing in front of me, dick out.. First and last date ... and a long walk home lol smfh 🙄

2 mins after meeting at coffee shop he wanted me to go to his car in a dark and deserted part of the parking lot. Then got very hostile and aggressive when I refused. He tried to steer me towards it while gripping his hand firmly on my shoulder.  My adrenaline kicked in and I stood my ground with a harsh stance. But afterward, I was shaking. These are the things men never have to give a second thought to and wonder why women are so "paranoid".

Wow, that last one is scary as shit!! Always remember, there are perverts and weirdos everywhere, not just online. Always, always, always be careful when going out on a first date with someone you don't know well. Be sure that you are in a public place, and take separate cars if you are going somewhere else. You have to be cautious and protect yourself!!

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